heartbreaker

You stupid idiot. Call me dunno for what. I was trying so hard to avoid u oredi ok. Some more dare asked me for things. Some more can chirpily intro me to your gf, then asked me to talk more to her. I'm not an entertainer ok. I repeat I'M NOT AN ENTERTAINER.

Sorry, you prolly feel nothing's wrong but I got my selfish agenda and if that agenda can't ever be fulfilled I dun think I can act very normal cos somewhere inside feels farnie. Pls pls stay away from me. I've oredi stopped nearing you so do me a favour and leave me alone. Till I'm truly immunised.

Hostage

I've been released as a hostage. He's attached. Good. I must really move on now. First, me and Joe ;)

Top 10 Reasons Why I Want to be a K-drama Female Lead

Photo from "Which Star Are You From"

1) There'll be not just one BUT TWO very eligible male leads fighting for my love!

2) If I'm not rich, my guy will definitely be!

3) In less than 20 episodes (or 20 hours), I would have gone through the most touching, memorable and enviable love story on earth.

4) By the end of the series, the world's most aloof guy would have opened his heart to me and changed to be a better man all in the glorious name of my love.

5) It doesn't matter that I'm not getting younger and that my figure's plump. I'D STILL ENJOY ATTENTION FROM AT LEAST 2 MEN!

6) My mobile phone subscription will hit the max plan utilisation with the male lead bombing my inbox with SMSes and voice mesgs when he can't seem to find me for the whole day.

7) I would have new clothes to wear every single day and they somehow just make fashion statements that all gals want to be spotted wearing tees over tights.

8) Suddenly my usual brash and loud ways would become so adorable and be seen as uniquely captivating by not only the male leads but also audience who have gotten glued to the box set.

9) Somehow, even if I wasn't supposed to be rich, I wouldn't need to work a lot and I can spend time bickering with my guy all day!

10) Last but not least, marriage is such a romantic affair without having to worry about queuing for HDB flat.

Cast me as Kim Sam Soon Number 2!!!

5 things my admirers should know about me

My thickskinnedness tells me I'm on (rotten) peach flower luck recently. But really lar, 喜欢我的我不喜欢, 我喜欢的却不喜欢我. 哎...天意弄人啊! Anyway, to be fair to those interested in me, I've decided to provide some pointers for their reference - can't afford to be too atas now that age is catching up. Maybe, just maybe, someone amid the indistinguished motley bunch might end up being the one. We never know ;)

(1) I like cute men.
Erm...I may not have fairy-lands-on-earth looks but I can't help my shallowness. Unlike 大S who likes only GOOD-LOOKING men, I'm much easier to please. I'm ok with guys as long as they look ok in my eyes.

(2) I don't like undue attention.
The guy who likes me need not shower me unncessary attention. I've got enough limelight on me without having to seek for it. I don't need to feel goosebumps from more yeekish mushy actions.

(3) I don't like men who insist on carrying my bags or opening the doors.
I'm feministic, though not overly. Still my swollen ego forbids and detests those who insist on doing things that I emphasized I want to do myself.

(4) I don't like men who wishfully think how they share my thoughts, likes and dislikes.
I am One-of-a-Kind. Unique. Out-of-this-World. As such, I don't easily share common thoughts, likes and dislikes with just anyone. I decide who I think are on my frequency.

(5) I like men who match up to my crappiness.
Not only must he understand my jokes and nonsense. He needs to make me feel as tickled over his lameness.

I'm a tough nut to crack? Maybe not. We'll break rules for the one we like, won't we?

My Seduction Style

This test is inaccurate. Absolute lie. Period.

失忆

那一晚的通话让我想了想对于你的回忆还存在哪些. 真的也没什么.

除了某些对话,我们之间因为没有在工作之余尝试联系而拥有相处的眷恋. 那一段日子就如悠长假期 - 是我们(或许只有我吧)在冲刺以前的短暂依靠. 最后我还是会放下, 在不知不觉中让你从回忆中渐渐走远, 直至我完全忘记为了什么对你产生好感.

你电话中的紧张是我听得多心了吗? 我们之间的距离是我们的刻意所造成的吗? 还是因为本来就从未有深交的自然淡化?

因为曾经的喜欢让我无法用心去建立我们之间的友谊. 对不起, 我现在只会建墙, 还找不到理由和冲动尝试攀墙. 所以我们注定成为友好的陌生人. 我想这就是时间要给我的答案.

It'll be raining men, soon

An old friend from primary school called unexpectedly today. I’m not sure if she’s still a friend these days, but that’s another case in point. Miss BBB ~ I nicked her Big Boobs Bimbo ~ wanted to invite me to her wedding and took the opportunity to do some quick catching up with me on the phone. As usual, the whole catching up was about HER HAPPY LIFE, HER HUSBAND, HER NEW HOUSE and everything about HER and HER and HER ONLY. Ok, to be fair, she did pause to ask about me. Her question, in specific, was if I’m married or attached. *OUCH!* She hits a very sore spot and I swear I could turn really nasty if I was provoked further. (BBB, please be assured you’ll be informed of my wedding and invited to the reception, for that matter. I’ll make sure you are seated at the table with a fantastic PILLAR VIEW.)

What really irked me was the way she asked, with that patronizing “oh you poor mate, no one to love and take care of you” kinda tone. And how so many times in her rhetorical conversation she had to define happiness as having a lover by your side. Looks like Big Boobs Bimbo really needs a brain implant so that it grows to the cup size of her neh-nehs. I don’t want to sound like a loser but seriously, my life is more than just getting a man. I’m gonna get many men. You just see ;D

By the way what's wrong with singlehood as long as it doesn’t equate singularity?

不爱我的我不要

原本你不属于我，
是我自己想太多。

不再为你燃希望，
免得自己再彷徨。

你脱了身我自救，
回归原点快乐秀。

Time will have the answer

Are we friends or more than friends?

Time will have the answer...time will tell the answer.

An Episode of Sam Soon

Feel a little piognant, a little moved re-watching My Lovely Sam Soon, featuring the piano scene.

Sam Soon's take on love is simple and straightforward. Love needs not be decorated by big words or tall ideals.

And then I wept.

Tangled In Love

He tells me he likes her and how she is not moving in tandem with him for a life he wishes for them both, without realising that I used to like him and now only likes him a little and wishes so hard not to see him anymore so he will get out of sight out of mind, until he becomes a stranger who used to be a friend because of circumstances not because we were meant to be and then things will be restored to norm where he'll have his own life and me my own, and I'll steer clear like how I steered clear every other time and move on to where and what is rightfully, faithfully and truefully mine.

answer in the riddle

Looking.Out.Very.Eagerly

Guess what I'm looking out for.
Clue: find the answer within the riddle.

a little progress everyday :)

A little progress everyday
to get you out of my head.
So it won't be myself I hate
I guess the yearning will abate.

A little indifference each time
to accept you didn't mean a dime.
So what if I'm back on the find?
it'll just be a fun joke over my inconspicuous grime.

Now I've got a whimsical rhyme
to mark the passage of my silly pine.
I'm strong, I'm great, I'm still as fine.
The right one will come along by twenty-nine.

Like versus Love

喜欢是还未深刻了解的吸引。爱是了解过后的接受与包容。

Adieu Rehearsal

People come and people go.
Some left footprints that last longer than they know.
Some hope their footprints would mean something special to the ones whom they have left them for.
Some moved on without a trace.
Some wish they could leave without a trail.

Why can’t I bear the thought of goodbye?
Maybe I can’t bear to lose sight of someone who don’t belong.
Why do I get so upset?
Maybe good things are slipping by too fast.
I still haven’t had enough.

Here’s One Great Date this Valentine’s!!!

Following Minty’s kind act of showing us (me, diva sharon, luminous xy, feathery jade and leisurely 1-0) off on her blog, we gals decide to do no less for her. Not only are we showing off Minty here but on Yu’s blog as well! That’s double exposure ok!

Name: Minty
Profession: Marketer
Horoscope: Gemini [Compatible Horoscope: Aquarius and Libra]
Zodiac: Horse [Compatible Zodiac: Tiger, Sheep, Dog]
Oxymoronic Monologues: http://www.mintylogue.blogspot.com

Minstical Minty

Peel beneath the superficial quiet façade and you’ll find yourself seeing spoofs of mist cast by the cold jokes which we have come to terms with, and at worst, ignore.

That said, you’ll love her for her dry, intelligent humour that engages the quick-witted and stupefies the small-airians (read losers).

Living up the true-blue Gemini traits, Minty is also an enigmatic paradox who, we suspect, has yet to grasp her own puzzling mystery called “self”.

Minty also walks away uncontested as the Supermodel of our lot with her innate talent to make everything on feet looks cool and all slung around the arms look exceptional!

Now, aren’t we all green with envy when all things pretty just look good on the lucky few?!

Romancing Minty
Queen Minty will readily shed the frost for a great date in the form of a bespectacled talented dude with absolutely brilliant and original sense of high-class ‘grassroot’ humour.